Favorite Jack Handey Quotes

A long time ago, in 8th grade, Angela gave me a book of Jack Handey quotes. Jack was a character on Saturday Night Live that would say these ridiculous quotes while showing a powerpoint like slide show. Sort of like a PSA commercial during SNL

"We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?"

"Like Jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat."

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

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